Nature urgently called one of my friends today as we were coming back home on the muni. But we couldn't find a bathroom anywhere so we ran around looking for one- and to our dismay there was none anywhere so things got really REALLY desperate. I mean she was about to shit her pants soon. Then a stranger came up to us and they were like "hey wanna use my bathroom? My apartment is up the street. Just don't steal my shit"
I was going to say no because STRANGER DANGER and all I could think of was WE'RE GONNA DIE.
But my friend took a leap and said yes and I had to go with or she would've shit her pants right there and then.
We went into their apartment and it was chill and I had a good time chatting to them.
Now I can say I've risked my life for my friend just so she could take a dump.
I FUCKING deserve brownie points for this. Just sayin.
I'd throw my pie for you,
Emma
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